Gotta few extra minutes, check out this site. It's really worth the read. I think this guy has way too much time on his hands. The Sneeze
I really think this guy could be my long lost twin, here's what he said... "I'm simply not cut out for jail. Where I really shine is watching Tivo on a couch. As soon as you need me to survive a sharpened-spoon attack, (or even a regular spoon attack)-- I'm just not your guy."