Evil Plot

If you had your mail stopped or something, say you went on vacation or something like that, you'd expect that when you came home and turned it on they would bring all your mail. Maybe it would have been all bundled up maybe with some big rubber bands or string maybe. Well the other day the mail person brought me my mail all bundled up in multiple rubber bands. It was like ten pounds of mail. What sucked was NONE of it was for me. It was all catalogs. Many of you know my ongoing catalog issue. Well this was like twenty in one day. And it's not like they had been saving them up or anything cuz the flow hasn't slowed one little bit. I'm thinking that it's some sort of evil plot against me or something by the catalogs themselves. You guess is as good as mine at this point.